Sex – I’m sure you’ve had your fair share of funny sexual experiences and it turns out most celebrities have as well. Here are some of the most hilarious quotes on sex and relationships from some of our favorite and funniest celebrities.
“Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” — Woody Allen
“Love thy neighbour — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier” – Mae West
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.” — Unknown
“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
― Lily Tomlin
“I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.”
— Chelsea Handler
“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.” — Steve Martin
“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘The man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.” — Joan Rivers
“Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.” — Billy Crystal
“I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.” — Garry Shandling
“I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort?” — Jackie Weaver
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” — Robin Williams